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$50.00 won 5 votes

A man climbs up to the top of a mountain. He shouts "I love you!" and waits for the echo.

The echo comes replies, "I have a boyfriend!"

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posted by "Kyoto" |
$25.00 won 2 votes

Boy: "How old are you?"

Girl: "I'm not saying. You know, you shouldn't ask a girl her age."

Boy: "Oh, okay. By the way, what's your email address?"

Girl: "It's, why?"

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |
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2014: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds.

2015: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds.

2016: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.

2017: I will work out 3 days a week.

2018: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
$12.00 won 9 votes

What do cows listen to on their headphones?


9 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |