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Sad news at the Nestle factory today when a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath.

He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted, "The milky bars are on me!"... everyone just cheered.

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posted by "albertreo" |
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Skeleton 1: This isn't your best work.

Skeleton 2: I know. My heart isn't in it.

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posted by "Heaven" |
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What is in the middle of a jellyfish?

It's jelly button.

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posted by "Heaven" |
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The women's Olympic swimming champion...

That's a girl worth wading for!

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