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"Hello?"
"I am John with the C.I.A."
"I know."
"And how do you know that?"
"You called a phone that has no SIM card, no battery, and it's broken."
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
Sad news at the Nestle factory today when a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath.
He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted, "The milky bars are on me!"... everyone just cheered.
Skeleton 1: This isn't your best work.
Skeleton 2: I know. My heart isn't in it.
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