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When they first invented the clock...

How did they know what time to set it to?

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A little girl went to spend a few weeks with her grandmother, who decided to teach her to sew.

After having gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, the granddaughter stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't operate my Game Boy?"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"

"Don't worry, sir, the spider in your salad will get it."

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "hassam" |
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "hassam" |