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Favorite this joke "Doctor Doctor, I feel like a tennis racket."
"You must be too highly strung."
Newlywed Husband: "Are we still planning on having children, dear?"
Newlywed Wife: "Well, considering how many times I've dropped my iPhone in the past, I really think that we should hold off on this whole baby thing for awhile."
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher.
"Are you a friend of the bride?" he asked.
"Certainly not," she snapped, "I'm the groom's mother."
You didn't drop that thing...
You simply abandoned it to the unchecked forces of gravity.
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