I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a major emergency...
Even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting!
I don’t think George Clooney has a bathroom mirror...
He just has a note taped to the wall that says, “Don’t worry about it.”
Do you ever wonder...
What would happen if your mouth had a backspace key?
The other day I held the door open for a clown.
It was a nice jester.