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I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a major emergency...

Even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting!

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posted by "aak" |
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I don’t think George Clooney has a bathroom mirror...

He just has a note taped to the wall that says, “Don’t worry about it.”

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Do you ever wonder...

What would happen if your mouth had a backspace key?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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The other day I held the door open for a clown.

It was a nice jester.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |