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My friend asked me to help him with his crossword puzzle as he was struggling with 4 across.

"What's the clue?" I asked.

"Overworked postman," he said.

"How many letters?"

"Thousands!"

All power corrupts...

But what can we do, we need electricity!

During a conference, I was pleasantly surprised to be seated next to a very handsome man. We flirted casually through dinner, then grew restless as the dignitaries gave speeches. During one particularly long-winded lecture, my new friend drew a # sign on a cocktail napkin. Elated, I wrote down my phone number.

Looking startled for a moment, he drew another # sign, this time adding an X to the upper-left-hand corner.