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The engineering students conspired to make fun of the professor, Mr. Lawrence. They went up to him and said, “Sir, We have invented a device which can help one see through a solid wall.”

Mr. Lawrence asked, “Really? What is that?”

One student said, “A hole.”

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a major emergency...

Even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting!

I don’t think George Clooney has a bathroom mirror...

He just has a note taped to the wall that says, “Don’t worry about it.”