My daughter went to her fast food restaurant and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for minimal lettuce...
He said, "Sorry, but we only carry iceberg lettuce."
Did you ever wonder...
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
"You only spook when you are spooken to!"
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force!