I have a friend who made billions of dollars writing and selling Cliff Notes.
One day I asked him where he got the idea and he said, "Well, to make a long story short . . . "
I was complaining the other day to a friend about the knot in my tie.
He asked, "Do you know how to do a Windsor knot?"
I replied, "It does not matter if you Windsor knot, it is how you play the game!"
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied!
Did you hear about the turtle being shot at in the army?
He was SHELL shocked!