Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Yes dear.
Boy: Would you die for me?
Girl: No, mine is an undying love.
At the end of last semester, a fellow student complained about how he failed the English course.
The teacher invited him to write a formal letter of complaint to the principal.
I glanced at his letter to see how it was going.
His first sentence read, "Dear Principle, it is infair and unposible that I faled english."
A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants!
A sweater is a garment worn by a child...
When his mother feels chilly.