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"I have really good eyesight. Even in the dark, I can see things that are far away."

"Really, like what things?"

"Well, the moon and the stars."

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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"If you'll make the toast and pour the juice, sweetheart," said Tracy, the newlywed bride, "breakfast will be ready."

"Good, what are we having for breakfast?" asked Dewey, the new husband.

"Toast and juice," Tracy replied.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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One good turn...

Usually gets most of the blanket.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |