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1 votes

My wife opened her first checking account and went out purchasing things for the house.

After a couple weeks the bank called her and told her she was out of funds.

In total shock, my wife exclaimed, "How can I be out of money when I've got all these checks left?"

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Douglas" |
$25.00 won 9 votes

"Whose car is this?"

"Mine! I just picked it up from the car dealer. You like it?"

"It's great, congratulations!"

"Thanks, but it's just a second hand one. Would you like to take it for a spin?"

"Really? You don't mind?"

"Not at all."

Five Minutes Later-

"What'd going on? I thought you were taking the car for a spin?

"Just give me a minute. I'm just trying to decide something."


"Well, you said it's a second hand car, but I just can't decide which is my first hand and which is the second?"

9 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Clown" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

What is a frog's favorite game?


8 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Clown" |
2 votes

My husband was water-skiing when he fell into the river. As the boat circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds.

My husband put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!”

The hunter responded, “Don’t quack.”

2 votes

posted by "ERS" |