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Favorite this joke "Doctor, I think I'm a moth."
"It's not a doctor you need, it's a psychiatrist."
"I was on my way there when I saw your light on."
"I'll have an H2O," says the first.
"I'll have an H2O too," says the second.
The second man dies.
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. "I feel really good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave a twenty dollar bill to someone who was needy and down on his luck."
"Twenty whole dollars? That's a lot of money to just give away. What did your husband say about it?"
"Oh, he thought it was the proper thing to do. He said, 'Thanks.'"
Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?
When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.
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