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Husband: You brought home donuts. I thought we agreed, no sweets, while you were on your diet.

Wife: I know it but the Lord wanted me to have them.

Husband: How do you know the Lord wanted you to have them?

Wife: As I was approaching the donut shop I said to the Lord, "If it's your will for me to have donuts, let there be a parking space open right in front of the shop".

Husband: So I suppose there was an open parking space?

Wife: Absolutely! The eighth time around the block there it was.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Douglas" |
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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

First one says, “Boy, it’s hot in here.”

Second one says, “What the heck, a talking muffin!”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Quantum321" |
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"I have really good eyesight. Even in the dark, I can see things that are far away."

"Really, like what things?"

"Well, the moon and the stars."

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |