"My computer suddenly started belting out 'Someone Like You.'"
"Because it's A-Dell."
Homeowner: "Why don't you ever mop the floor?"
Cleaning Lady: "I'm sorry ma'am, but it's beneath me."
Why do bears have hairy coats?
Turn your next trip to the grocery store into a ninja challenge...
You do that by shopping strictly out of other people's carts when they're not looking.