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At the end of last semester, a fellow student complained about how he failed the English course.

The teacher invited him to write a formal letter of complaint to the principal.

I glanced at his letter to see how it was going.

His first sentence read, "Dear Principle, it is infair and unposible that I faled english."

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child...

When his mother feels chilly.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I just love it when you are at a play or movie theater and they make the announcement, "Please silence your cell phones..."

Why do they have to announce that?

I mean how many people are carrying around a landline phone?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Kevin Hutchison" |