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A little girl is in the kitchen watching her mother prepare for the following day's Christmas dinner.

She asks, "Mommy, can I please have a cat for Christmas?"

Her mommy replies, "No honey, you'll have turkey just like the rest of us."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A family of skunks went for their morning walk. They came to a fork in the road.

The daddy skunk said, "My instinct tells me to take the left fork."

The momma skunk said, "My instinct tells me to take the right fork."

The baby skunk pondered a moment and said, "My end stinks too but I still don't know which road to take!"

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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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Wife: "I have blisters on my hands from the broom."

Husband: (trying to be playful) "Next time take the car, silly."

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posted by "danmug" |