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Favorite this joke Mother and daughter are having a bonding moment.
Daughter: Mommy can you differentiate the words terrible and horrible for me?
Mother: Sure dear. Remember when we went to the beach last week?
Daughter: Yes I remember.
Mother: While swimming, your dad was caught by rip current.
Daughter: Oh, that's terrible!
Mother: That's right.
Daughter: Mommy, what about horrible?
Mother: The wave brought him back to shore.
My family wants me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes...
But I can't quit cold turkey!
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Mother: Why didn’t you use a coaster?
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out!
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