Photographer: "Now say cheese!!!"
Dumb Girl: "Actually, I am dieting, so can I say oats or something that's a little healthier?"
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter "R" and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it.
To help him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at home: "Robert gave Richard a rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare."
In class a few days later, the teacher asked the boy to recite the sentence out loud.
The boy nervously eyed his classmates - many of them already laughing - then replied, "Bob gave Dick a poke in the side because the bunny wasn't cooked enough."
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Who were the two shortest people in the Bible?
Nehemiah and Bildad the Shuhite!