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A man was looking out his window when he noticed that there was a snail on one of his plants. So he took the snail and threw him as far as he could.

Ten years later the old man heard a tap tap tap on his window, and when he looked up he saw a very cross snail who looked at him and said, “Hey, what did you do that for?!”

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Mounika" |
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The Law of Equality states:

The time taken by a wife when she says "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" is exactly equal to the to the time taken by husband when he says "I'll call you in 5 mins."

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Kyoto" |
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The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?"

The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well, no, I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you are going to have to fend for yourselves."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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While away from home in college I wrote a letter to my dad.

It said: "No mun, no fun, your loving son."

He wrote back saying: "Too bad, so sad, your loving dad."

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posted by "Douglas" |