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You know how to tell that the invisible man is lying?

Easy. You can see right through him!

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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A funny magician accidentally turned his wife into a couch and his two kids into armchairs. He started to panic and thought to himself, "What on earth have I done?"

He began to ponder, "How am I going to bring back my beloved family?" So, he thought for a while and decided a good idea was to take them to a hospital and see if the surgeon could operate and bring them back. He loaded them into his van and off he rushed to the local hospital.

He walked up and down the hospital hall and after some serious surgery, he asks the doctor, "Doc, how are they?"

The doctor replied, "Comfortable!"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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The school teacher gave a pupil two apples. One was big the other was small. Then she said: "When your brother comes up and asks you for one of the apples which one are you going to give him?"

The student thought about it for a minute then replied: "Are we talking about my little brother or my big brother?"

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posted by "Douglas" |
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A young man walks up to a beautiful young lady in the mall and asks, "Didn't I see you at the Cocktail Lounge last week?"

The young lady looks at him. "Yes... and that's why I don't go there anymore!" she replied as she walked away.

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posted by "Douglas" |