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When my wife was in labor, I would tell her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused.

It must have been the delivery.

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posted by "ERS" |
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The girlfriend stands by door, not sure what to say. “Honey, why is your whole upper half covered in baby oil?”

“Well, you’re always saying I never glisten,” replies the boyfriend.

“Listen! I said you never LISTEN!”

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posted by "ERS" |
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I can please only one person per day... and today is not your day!

Tomorrow isn’t looking good either for you either.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Do not keep roasted peanuts in transparent jar, they disappear fast.

But if you keep roasted cashews in transparent jar next to peanut jar, the peanuts last longer.

However, if you add third element... let's say a nearby liquor bottle... then all will disappear in no time!

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posted by "wildcats3333" |