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$50.00 won 8 votes

John: Do you know how we can make varnish disappear?

Joseph: No. How can we make it disappear?

John: Just remove the letter "r" and it will vanish!

8 votes

posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$7.00 won 6 votes

Little Anne came running into the house after the school one day, shouting, "Daddy! Daddy! I got 100 in school today!"

"That's great sweetheart!" said her daddy.

"Come into the living room and tell me about it," daddy continued.

Little Anne said, "Well, I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math and 20 in science."

6 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "kjk" |
$5.00 won 5 votes

My girlfriend isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday.

Not sure how I did that...

I didn't even know it was her birthday!

5 votes

posted by "RobertAlex" |
1 votes

If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?

1 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |