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Favorite this joke The recent volcano eruptions in Kilauea and Volcan de Fuego prompted representatives all over the globe to have an Earthquake Summit.
When San Adreas arrived everyone point fingers and said, "It's your fault!"
Today's session of The CONGRESS OF HYPOCHONDRIA has been cancelled...
Due to illness.
A city slicker goes to visit his cousin who owns an apple orchard. The cousin takes him out to show him the bountiful crop on the trees.
The city slicker sees all the apples and asks, "How many apples grow on trees?"
His cousin smiles and says, "All of them."
There was once a police atom who ran into a suspect atom.
As they looked at each other the police atom said, "I've got my ion you!"
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