"One of the worst jobs I ever had was when I used to be a narrator."
"Well, that doesn't sound so bad?"
"I was a narrator for bad mimes."
What is a dentist's favorite day to shop?
Plaque-Friday!
What do you call it when cafe customers joke about their coffee?
A brewhaha.
Everyone has a photographic memory...
Some just still keep it on film...
And they never develop it.