How does the ocean say hello?
"Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older man, "I've just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers?"
"Well," replied the older man, "I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able to prove it yet."
What’s the first thing sea animals learn in school?
Where do vehicles go during the summer?
To the carpool!