How does the ocean say hello?
It waves!
"Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older man, "I've just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers?"
"Well," replied the older man, "I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able to prove it yet."
What’s the first thing sea animals learn in school?
Their A-B-Seas.
Where do vehicles go during the summer?
To the carpool!