Latest Jokes

My house is haunted by a ghostwriter...

Last night, I came home and my autobiography had been written.

A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!"

Several men stood up as the lights came on.

An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to her, "Good, are any of you doctors single and interested in a date with a nice girl?"

Friend: "Hey can you help me get tickets for the new Star Wars movie?"

Me: "Sure, I can lend you a Han!"

Man in a bar tells his friend he does not believe in coincidences.

His friend said, “OMG, neither do I!”