Latest Jokes

My wife found a twenty in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them.

I had to turn her in to the authorities....

For money laundering.

Time wounds all heels.

Why do doctors' patients have no patients of their own?

Because they have no patience.

Just seen a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out...

He said he’ll be fine, he’s just going through a rough patch!