Why do doctors' patients have no patients of their own?
Because they have no patience.
Just seen a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out...
He said he’ll be fine, he’s just going through a rough patch!
My girlfriend just asked me, "When we go to Egypt, can we go on a camel?"
I said, "As you wish," and booked it for her. She's going tomorrow...
I'm leaving in three weeks and flying there!