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Six year old daughter: "Do you know what they called Batman and Robin after the Joker ran over them with a steam roller?"

Daddy: "No, what?"

Six year old daughter: "Flatman and Ribbon."

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posted by "Douglas" |
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At the end of the year, Apple plans on unveiling their very first restaurant where it will serve breakfast all day, like Denny’s.

They plan on calling it iHop.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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The chef of the upscale restaurant I manage collided with a waiter one day and spilled coffee all over our computer. The liquid poured into the processing unit, and resulted in some dramatic crackling and popping sounds.

After sopping up the mess, we gathered around the terminal as the computer was turned back on. "Please let it work," pleaded the guilt-ridden waiter.

A waitress replied, "Should be faster than ever. That was a double espresso."

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
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posted by "srg" |
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The sound of running water makes you jump up and yell, "OUTSIDE!"

You tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair.

It takes 3 people to get your dog on the scale at the vets.

You walk your dog and everyone knows him by name, but you have no idea who these people are.

You own a dog capable of pulling someone from a port-a-potty.

You carry a tape measure with you when shopping for a new vehicle.

You are hiking with a friend who later suggests that you ought to have an environmental impact statement done on your dog.

You have given up on water dishes and you just use the bathtub.

You have to move over when brushing your teeth because your dog wants a drink.

You show a picture of your dogs and kids together, and the first person you point out is your dog.

You've learned to force a smile when asked, "Do you have a saddle for that thing?"

Your veterinarian has been able to put in a swimming pool, build a large home, buy jet skis and a vacation home in Florida.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |