Latest Jokes

Lately my wife has been telling me, when she gets out of bed, she has a headache...

Maybe I should tell her to get out of bed feet first.

Any system that depends on reliability is unreliable.

I was always told that in some jobs no matter what you do to progress a glass ceiling may be in the way...

I was so concerned by this that on my first day I took along a catapult!

I was offered a gig at the London Crematorium...

I turned it down as I worried it would be dead audience.