Latest Jokes

Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?

When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.

A ghost walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, “What would you like to drink?"

The ghost says, “I’m just here for the boos.”

I heard about a new website: www.needleinahaystack.com.

Took me ages to find it!

A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting, “The end of the world is tonight!”

I'm not positive, but I think it was Farmer Geddon.