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I was at a mini-mart one day when I noticed a woman smoking a cigarette while she was gassing up her car. There was a deputy in the store watching her. Suddenly the woman's arm caught fire. She was screaming and trying desperately to put it out, but couldn't.

The deputy ran over and put out the fire with his soda. He then handcuffed the lady and put her in the back of his squad car. I couldn't resist going over to him and asking what he was charging the woman with.

He looked at me, smiled, and said, "I'm charging her with waving a firearm around."

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posted by "Douglas" |
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What do you call a funny janitor?

A comodian!

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posted by "gman" |
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ME: "Excuse me, sir, could you help me? I'm trying to take this llama to the capital of Pakistan.

SIR: "Islamabad?"

ME: "Oh no, not at all. This is a good llama."

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posted by "Brandon D" |
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I requested identification from a department-store customer who had just written a personal check for her purchase.

After fumbling through her purse, she presented me with what she said was the only thing that bore both her name and address.

It was a notice of insufficient funds from her bank.

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posted by "stee" |