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$9.00 won 5 votes

“Why doesn’t your mother like me?” a woman asks her boyfriend.

“Don’t take it personally,” he assures her. “She’s never liked anyone I’ve dated. I once dated someone exactly like her, and that didn’t work out at all.”

“What happened?”

“My father couldn’t stand her.”

5 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "TS" |
$5.00 won 2 votes

Why did the stop light turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.

2 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
2 votes
 

The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home.

"The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the father, "is that I know he's not cheating on his exams."

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CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
posted by "srg" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

A teacher asked her class to write on "What's the bravest thing your dad has done?"

A student wrote... "My dad married my mom."

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Kyoto" |