I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot.
It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there.
They have no wife to go home to... or they do!
I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked, “Electronic cat and dog call—guaranteed to work”.
I looked inside and was amused to see an electric can opener.
We visited our newly married daughter, who was preparing her first Thanksgiving dinner. I noticed the turkey thawing in the kitchen sink with a dish drainer inverted over the bird. I asked why a drainer covered the turkey.
Our daughter turned to my wife and said, “Mom, you always did it that way.”
“Yes,” my wife replied, “but you don’t have a cat!”
A husband expects his wife to be perfect...
and to understand why he’s not.