Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary... What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous!
I got my hair highlighted because I thought some strands were more important than others.
I once dreamed I was living in the Hilton rent-free... Talk about having suite dreams!
A man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ". He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.