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Not At Work
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My boss didn't come in to work today. He called this morning and said he was having a vision problem.

When I asked what was wrong, he replied, "I just can't see myself at work today."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Aging Lamb
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What is a lamb?

An animal that grows more 'sheepish' with age.

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posted by "Benjones" |
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Rope Game
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Why did the ballplayer bring a rope to the game?

He wanted to tie the score.

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posted by "Benjones" |
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Flea Jumper
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A flea jumped into a restaurant, nibbled on a pizza and jumped out again.

He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"

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posted by "HENNE" |