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I was called a "nobody" today...

Then I thought, nobody is perfect...

Therefore, I must be perfect!

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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The kid wants to be a bird for next halloween...

So she can say, "trick or tweet!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what happens?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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My husband and I took our two-year-old daughter to the home-improvement store.

Madison got tired of walking, so my husband let her ride on his shoulders. As he walked, Madison began pulling his hair. Although he asked her to stop several times, she kept on.

Getting annoyed, he scolded, "Madison! Stop that!"

"But, Daddy," she replied, "I'm just trying to get my gum back."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |