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My boss called me into his office today.

“We both know you’re not the brightest spark here, Simon,” he said, “but over the last 5 years you’ve never been sick or late and I think you deserve a reward. So, how does a brand new car sound?”

“Vrooom! Vrooooom!” I replied.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Have you ever noticed...

How the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle, are the ones who arrive last and who will leave during the performance?

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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An American tourist was visiting a small village in Newfoundland. He approached a local person and asked, "What's the quickest way to Marystown?"

The local, scratched his head, "Are ya walkin' er drivin'?" he asked the stranger.

"I'm driving," said the stranger.

"Well, that's the quickest way."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Yo momma is so dumb...

That she asked me what kind of pants I was wearing, I answered "Guess", and she said "Wrangler?"

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posted by "julzee" |