Camper: "Look at that bunch of cows."
Farmer: "Not bunch, herd."
Camper: "Heard what?"
Farmer: "Of cows."
Camper: "Sure I've heard of cows."
Farmer: "No, I mean a cowherd."
Camper: "So what if they heard? I have no secrets from cows!"
What is the most common sickness for Christmas Trees?
Why do gingerbread men not have teeth?
Because they are prone gingivitis.
What did the giraffe say to the elephant as they boarded Noah’s ark?
“We’re all in the same boat!”