If instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow?
Only to be troubled and insecure for the rest of their lives?
Husband: "I want to tattoo your name on me. What do you think, shall I do it on my arm or neck?"
Wife: "How about on your will?"
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek...
Do they automatically lose because they can't find themselves?
What do you call a cat that gets thrown in the dryer and is never found again???