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Teacher: "Can anyone tell me where the toothbrush was invented?"

Little Johnny: "In Kentucky. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush."

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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This guy wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept refusing, but he bought one anyway. "I'll tell you what," he told her. "In the spirit of compromise, why don't you name the boat?"

Being a good sport, she accepted. When her husband went to the dock for his maiden voyage, this is the name he saw painted on the side: "For Sale"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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My opinions might have changed...

But not the fact that I am right!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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My mother is a travel agent... for guilt trips.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |