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Favorite this joke Teacher: "You cannot sleep in my class!"
Student: "Well ma'am, I could if you were a little quieter."
Patient: "Doctor, can you tell me what are your fees?"
Doctor: "For the 1st visit I charge $2000 and the 2nd visit is free."
[The patient then decided to lie.]
Patient: "Doctor, this is my second visit."
Doctor: "In that case, please continue taking the medicines that I had prescribed on your first visit."
Husband and wife were having a discussion about their in-laws. The wife declares that she "hates" her in-laws.
The husband replies, "I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine!"
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