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"Guess what?" yelled my high schooler as he burst through the door. "I got a 100 on the Spanish quiz that I didn’t even know we were having."

"That’s great!" I said. "But why didn’t you know about the quiz?"

"Because our teacher told us about it in Spanish."

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "srg" |
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At the zoo I noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures.

I asked the keeper, “How did that toast get into the cage?"

"It was bread in captivity,” she replied.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Quantum321" |
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Little fishy in the sea,
How I wish I could catch thee.
Take you home as a new found pet,
Get you checked out by my vet.

Buy you glasses
A little coat,
Some fin mittens,
A tie that floats.

Send you to college to get a degree
Oh my gosh, what you're costing me!
That tie! The vet!
Oh the prices I've paid!
The next thing you're getting,
I'm afraid, is filleted.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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If God had used the metric system, would there have been ten disciples instead of twelve?

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |