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It's because they don't have locks!
How can you simultaneously claim that an Indian flat bread both exists and doesn't exist?
By saying, "There's naan there."
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A scientist wanted to understand the science of marriage.
So he got married.
Now he forgot what science is all about.
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"Darn!" the man said to his friend while weighing himself at the local drug store scale. "I started on a new diet but the scale says I'm heavier than I was before."
Turning to his friend, he said, "Here, hold my jacket." The scale still indicated that he had not lost any weight.
"OK," he said to his friend. "Hold my Twinkies."
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