I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.”
So he went out and bought a present for my mother.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
It's not the pace of life that concerns me..
It’s the sudden stop at the very end!
Two wrongs don't make a right...
But two Wrights did make an airplane!