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Teacher: "Have you ever seen a humming bird?"

Student: "No, but I have watched a spelling bee!"

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posted by "Heaven" |
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Teacher: "You cannot sleep in my class!"

Student: "Well ma'am, I could if you were a little quieter."

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Patient: "Doctor, can you tell me what are your fees?"

Doctor: "For the 1st visit I charge $2000 and the 2nd visit is free."

[The patient then decided to lie.]

Patient: "Doctor, this is my second visit."

Doctor: "In that case, please continue taking the medicines that I had prescribed on your first visit."

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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How are coffee beans like kids?

They're always getting grounded.

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