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Daughter: My fiancé said I could have whatever I wanted inscribed on his wedding ring. What should I put?

Mother: Put what I put on your father's wedding ring.

Daughter: What does it say. I've never seen daddy with it off.

Mother: Yes. It's worked very well over the years. It says, "Put it back on!"

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Why did the energizer Bunny take so long to go to the bathroom?

Because he kept going and going and going...

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I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering...

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One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?"

I said, "Yes I did, but I don't believe everything I read."

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