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Favorite this joke "I must have the worst job on earth."
"Why do you say that?"
"I work at the circus as a human cannon ball and I get fired every day."
All my husband wanted was to pay for some batteries, but none of the clerks in the electronics store seemed interested in helping him.
"I've got an idea," I said and pulled a tape measure out of my purse. I stepped over to one of the giant plasma-screen TVs and started to measure it.
Faster than you can say high definition, a young man came running over. "May I help you?" he asked breathlessly.
"Yes," I said. "I'd like to buy these batteries."
Teacher: "Class, we'll have only half a day of school today morning."
Students: "Yaaayyy!"
Teacher: "We'll have the other half this afternoon."
I am becoming increasingly worried and concerned....
Worried and concerned that there isn't enough anxiety in my life!
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