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Teacher: "Complete the following sentence, 'Early to bed and early to rise...'"

Student: "... This Man has neither WiFi nor Wife!"

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posted by "Leogal" |
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My husband, an attorney, is frequently consulted by clients who, after learning what the cost of legal services will be, decide to do without his aid.

Recently the elderly minister of a small, struggling church came in with a legal problem.

After patiently listening to an explanation of my husband’s fees, he left the office with a prudent, "Thank you, sir, but I believe I’ll just pray this one through."

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posted by "stee" |
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Mr. and Mrs. Ghost had always wanted just one child. When Mrs. Ghost gave birth to twins, she asked her shocked and surprised husband to name the two children.

He happily replied, "This little boy is now named BOO!"

"What about the second child?" asked the nurse.

After giving it some serious thought Mr. Ghost replied, "Our second child will be named Boo Boo!"

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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Pulling into my service station 45 minutes late one morning, I shouted to the customers, "I’ll turn the pumps on right away!"

What I didn’t know was that the night crew had left them on all night. By the time I got to the office, most of the cars had filled up and driven off. Only one customer stayed to pay.

My heart sank. Then the customer pulled a wad of cash from his pocket and handed it to me.

"We kept passing the money to the last guy," he said. "We figured you’d get here sooner or later."

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
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posted by "sravanthi" |