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How can you simultaneously claim that an Indian flat bread both exists and doesn't exist?

By saying, "There's naan there."

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posted by "zieglarnatta" |
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A scientist wanted to understand the science of marriage.

So he got married.

Now he forgot what science is all about.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Kyoto" |
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"Darn!" the man said to his friend while weighing himself at the local drug store scale. "I started on a new diet but the scale says I'm heavier than I was before."

Turning to his friend, he said, "Here, hold my jacket." The scale still indicated that he had not lost any weight.

"OK," he said to his friend. "Hold my Twinkies."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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My fellow teacher called for help—she needed someone who knew about animals. As a science teacher, I filled the bill. "Oh," she added, "bring a net."

Expecting to find some kind of beast as I entered her classroom, I was greeted instead by the sight of excited kids watching a hummingbird fly around. Rather than use the net, I suggested they hang red paper by an open door. The bird would be drawn to it, I explained, and eventually fly out.

Later, the teacher called back. The trick worked. "Now," she said, "we have two hummingbirds flying around the room."

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Mary" |