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A four year old got her daddy out of bed early one Saturday morning.

As he was fixing her breakfast she asked, "Why do you have one eye open and one eye closed"?

Her father looked at her and smiled as he said, "I'm still half asleep."

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posted by "Douglas" |
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One morning a call came in to the school office.

"Hello, please mark William absent today. He's sick," said the caller.

"Okay," said the receptionist. "May I ask who is speaking?"

"My uncle," said William.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Creditors have much better memories than debtors.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |