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Favorite this joke Because of back problems, each night I lie on the floor and do exercises.
Once when we stopped at a motel, as I started my exercise, something under the bed caught my eye.
It was a card. On it was written, "Yes, we do clean under here, too."
Teacher: "Have you ever seen a humming bird?"
Student: "No, but I have watched a spelling bee!"
Teacher: "You cannot sleep in my class!"
Student: "Well ma'am, I could if you were a little quieter."
Patient: "Doctor, can you tell me what are your fees?"
Doctor: "For the 1st visit I charge $2000 and the 2nd visit is free."
[The patient then decided to lie.]
Patient: "Doctor, this is my second visit."
Doctor: "In that case, please continue taking the medicines that I had prescribed on your first visit."
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