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A guy comes home with a cat in his arms and says, "The man says this is a Cannibal monkey."

The wife says, "You are drunk an talking out your head!"

"Shush, I'm talking to the cat."

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posted by "Lambert F. Novak" |
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A man is drinking with his wife when out of the blue he announces, "I love you."

"Is that you or the beer talking?" she asks.

"It’s me," he says, "talking to the beer."

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The brain is a wonderful organ...

It starts working the day you are born, and stops the day you fall in love...

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Someone came up to me on the street yesterday and ask if i had an extra cigarette.

I said, "No, I don't. My pack only came with twenty."

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