A man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts, "Did you find the shampoo?"
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it says it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine!"
A couple who lived in the South were moving to Connecticut to set up their business of raising Yorkshire Terriers under a new name.
Being new to the area they wanted to come up with a catchy name for their new adventure in the area.
So they settled on the name "New Yank Yorkies".
What is a pessimist?
A pessimist is a person who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
I never made a mistake in my life!
I thought I did once, but I was wrong.