What kind of alien makes the best of friends?
The one that is down to Earth.
Soon after marriage, a lady's husband stopped wearing his wedding ring. She asked, "Why don't you ever wear your wedding band?"
He replied, "It cuts off my circulation."
She answered back, "It's supposed to."
Yo momma has no neck... that's why they call her Head & Shoulders!
The real reason "Man" is the highest form of intelligence... is because Man does the classifying.