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A man asks his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

His wife says, "Take half and leave you."

The man replies, "Great! I won 12 bucks, here is six, now get out!"

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A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions.

"Don't know how to get there," the woman said. He got back in his car and pulled away.

Then he heard voices. He looked in his rearview mirror and saw the woman and an equally old man waving for him to come back. So he made a U-turn and drove up to them.

"This is my husband," the old woman said. "He doesn't know how to get there either."

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Several fonts walk into a bar.

“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type here!”

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift...

But I couldn't find a manual.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |