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If God had used the metric system, would there have been ten disciples instead of twelve?

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Why don't "minimalists" find a shorter name for themselves?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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John: Do you know how big the world's biggest nose was?

David: Eleven inches

John: That's not very long.

David: If it was any longer, it would be a foot.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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It was a long season for my son's baseball team with a 0-11 record. All of the players were new and prone to errors, strikeouts and poor pitching.

One Friday afternoon my son came crashing through the door and announced his team had played the best game of the year. "What did you win by?" I asked.

He replied, "Oh, we were beat 32 to 2, but it's the first game where no one made an error!"

Success comes in baby steps.

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |