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Load them up with beer and you can take them anywhere.
A mother had been dragging her five year old son around the huge grocery store. After nearly 2 hours the little boy exclaimed, "I gotta rest mom, I'm really tired!"
"Only a couple more things," she replied.
Pointing his finger towards a doorway Timmy shouted, "Look Mom, we could go over there! It says 'Rest Room'!"
It's not true that married men live longer than single men...
It only seems longer!
One day a woman called an auto mechanic to inquire when he could work on her car. "I'm not busy now," he replied, "bring it right in."
A short time later the woman pulled into the service bay, stopping her small car perfectly over the wide, deep grease pit.
"Wow!" remarked Wayne. "That's great driving. Your wheels only have a couple of inches to spare on each side of the pit."
She looked blankly at him and asked, "What pit?"
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