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A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey and...(pause)...... cola."

"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender.

The bear shrugged, "I'm not sure, I was born with them."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles...

He kept leaving little messages around the house.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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And the unexpected winner of the race was...

The Barber... however he did do a short cut.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "shopin55" |
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One Sunday a pastor found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word, "Fool."

Quietly and with becoming seriousness he shared the letter with the congregation and announced, "I have known many an instance of a person writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of someone signing his name and forgetting to write the letter."

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posted by "wadejagz" |