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Freelance newspaper writers don’t get nearly as much attention as writers with regular bylines.

So I was delighted when I finally got some notice. It was at the bank, and I was depositing a stack of checks.

"Wow," said the teller, reading off the names of publishers from the tops of the checks. "You must deliver a lot of newspapers!"

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "stee" |
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On a billboard ad for a safe company...

"If your stuff is stolen, it’s not our vault!"

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posted by "stee" |
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"What kind of car did you just get?"

"I already forgot, you know me, I am bad with names. But is starts with 'T'!"

"Really? Wow, what a strange car... starts with 'T'... All cars that I know start with petrol."

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posted by "Akshay143" |
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Teacher: "Complete the following sentence, 'Early to bed and early to rise...'"

Student: "... This Man has neither WiFi nor Wife!"

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posted by "Leogal" |