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And the unexpected winner of the race was...

The Barber... however he did do a short cut.

One Sunday a pastor found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word, "Fool."

Quietly and with becoming seriousness he shared the letter with the congregation and announced, "I have known many an instance of a person writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of someone signing his name and forgetting to write the letter."

Compare a complex sentence to a cat...

Cats have claws at end of paws.

Complex sentence has a pause at the end of a clause.

A not so bright young lady in the pet shop ask about buying a gold fish.

The salesperson ask if she needed an aquarium.

Her reply was, "I don't care what sign it is."