While visiting a water show a tourist asked one of the divers, "Why do scuba divers always fall backward off their boats?
To which the diver replied, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
A not so bright student was asking why we studied only civics in school...
He wants to study other cars as well and not show favoritism towards Honda products!
My grandmother discovered the latest technology for laundry before it became the LATEST TECHNOLOGY FOR LAUNDRY...
She used a combination of SOLAR and WIND POWER as she hung the laundry out to dry.