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Did you hear what happened to the Indian as he drank glass after glass of tea in his tent?

He got soaked in his teepee!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Bill C" |
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What did the Cyclop say to a suspect?

"I got my eye on you!"

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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A policeman was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. “Officer — did you see my client escaping the scene?”

“No sir. Be that as it may, I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.”

“Officer — who provided this description?”

“The responding officer.”

“A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?”

“Yes, sir. With my life.”

“With your life? Do you have a room where you change your clothes before your daily duties?”

“Yes, sir, we do.”

“And do you have a locker in the room?”

“Yes, sir, I do.”

“And do you have a lock on your locker?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Well officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, why do you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?”

“You see, sir — we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.”

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "Quantum321" |
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You know how to tell that the invisible man is lying?

Easy. You can see right through him!

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |